"For some reason, Luxembourg hates babies. That's stupid." - Joseph Papparelli

Horrible Human Rights Abuses in Luxembourg

Luxembourg commits all sorts of horrible human rights abuses. They always try to cover it up, but if they're so concerned about human rights, why are there all sorts of pictures around? They like to beat up babies and stuff, and that's lame. Think about it.

There is lots of evidence that Luxembourg suck ass, and I have collected several pictures proving this here.

 

Picture #1


A Baby Beating - Luxembourg Style!
This photo proves the old saying: "Luxembourgians like to gather in circles and beat up on babies." This is now more true today than ever. This is sad and is even more of a reason to blow up (or invade) Luxembourg.

 

Picture #2


Sick, Sick, Sick.
This is a "national pastime" in Luxembourg. What they do is this: throw a baby high in the air and then kick it as far as it goes. They even have a festival every year called "Festival de coup de pied de bébé" This loosely translates to mean "Baby Kicking Festival". At Festival de coup de pied de bébé 2002, over 50,000 babies were kicked - many of them hard.

 

Picture #3


What the Hell is WRONG with these people?!
This is another act of sickness taking place in Luxembourg. This is an event where they take a baby and then run over it with four tanks. The President or Prime Minister or whatever they have over there often gets the "honour" of driving the first tank.

These people must be stopped. If not for PAPPARELLI, then for the children.

 


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