CITIZENSHIP

Since I don't have a lot of stuff to do neat tricks with, I will offer citizenship to anyone who can help the cause. If you give me the best example of any of the following, can make you a citizen of the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI and you can either get a government cabinet title or a royal title of some sort or something.

I need the following things:

1. A Picture of MISTER BIFFY (see the MISTER BIFFY section for details)

2. A cool-ass flag for the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI that will strike fear into the hearts of Luxembourg army guys and fill the eyes of Luxembourgians with tears of liberation

3. Any other wonderful and significant and intelligent contributions to the cause in defeating Luxembourg.

I might open citizenship to other people at some point. Right now I'm not sure how hard it will be and the bureaucracy in immigration is terrible. So I don't know.

If you can help me with any of these things, you can email me.