CONTACT

The INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI needs help to crush the cowardly Luxembourg under the heel of the boot of infinite justice worn by the white knight of righteousness and peace.

If there are any contributions or advice that you can make to the grand cause, you can email me. Please address all correspondence to HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS AND MOST HOLY EMPEROR PRESIDENT JOSEPH PAPPARELLI OF THE INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. This will greatly speed up the correspondence process and make MISTER BIFFY smile.

If you side with those cowards from Luxembourg, I don't even know why you're here at all. You're probably so lame that you abuse human rights as well. Nuts to you and I'll sic MISTER BIFFY on your ass before you can even unlock your door.

Email me at joseph@papparelli.com if you want to contact me.

Another good idea is to visit a new thing called a Bloog. It's where I write new crap all the time and stuff. Keep updated! Or the Luxembourgians will hide in your sock drawer and eat your yule sausage!

 

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