MISTER BIFFY

MISTER BIFFY is my dog and he is also a protectorate of the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. That's sort of like a grand dutchy or something for European types.

I would have a picture of MISTER BIFFY but I don't have a camera or a scanner or anything. So if you find a picture of a dog that looks like MISTER BIFFY (he is brown and a dog) send it to me so I can put a picture up. You can have a cabinet title or a royal title or something if you give me a picture that looks the most like MISTER BIFFY.

MISTER BIFFY is essential to the fight to defeat Luxembourg. For one thing, he can run much faster than most people and guards or army guys in Luxembourg will probably run from him. He is also the most important protectorate that is in PAPPARELLI's possession.

MISTER BIFFY is also the HobDuke (it's like a cross between a hobgoblin and an archduke) of the NORTHERN PART OF THE INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI. This includes my head and parts of my neck and shoulders.

ALL HAIL HOBDUKE MISTER BIFFY!