NEWS FROM THE FRONT

November 24, 2006

Brand new news!!

I am sorry that I forgot to update the site for 2 and a half years. I was reading a map of Luxembourg for that long. You must know your enemy!!

The good news is that Papparelli now has a Bloog. This is a new thing that was explained to me. You become part of the bloogaverse. Everyone can read it and it's like a diary! All my future updates (including new nations joining the coalition and super secret stuff) will be on there.

July 20, 2004

News Update! -

Welcome back if you have been here before. If not, thank you for coming and fighting the good fight.

I realized that my email was wrong. It was for the old site. If you need to talk to me on the computer, please send a message.

Also, I put up a petition. You can go and sign it along with those who are also smart. Thank you.

July 17, 2004

Extra-EXTRA-Special News Update! -

Well, it's been a whole year and a half. The Luxembourgians (in their infinite stupidity and MY infinite smartness) have failed to defeat me.

I still fight the good fight, fellow fighters! If you are new to this site, please look around. If you are a returning enemy of Luxembourg, know that we are preparing for invasion very soon!

They'll never know what hit them! And the fact that I have changed domains will fool even the most powerful of their scientists!

I will likely soon post some of these hilarious letters about how they will (supposedly) destroy me. I think one of them even said that he ate a German in 1945. Probably a German baby.

The site will be further updated soon.

Site Update -

There has been a few updates. More nations have been added to the coalition against Luxembourg. Also, the cabinet or royalty or whatever have been updated on the Papparelli section.

You can also look at the flags that have been submitted so far. If you have a flag design, you can send it to me as well through the email.

November 21, 2002

News Update -

Luxembourg is now getting scared. As part of the Escalation portion of the plan to invade Luxembourg, PAPPARELLI has to give out as much info as possible.

As a result, you can now buy OFFICIAL MISTER BIFFY-APPROVED apparel from the cafepress store. These shirts are totally awsome. Some guy told me he could make a store for me and he did! One of the shirts even has all the human rights abuse pictures as well as captions and words. I think it's maybe even two shirts that have that on it.

Spread the word. It's pretty good prices and I don't have to sew or anything and one day you children will thank you. All the monies will go to fighting the war (and paying for things).

P.S. If you have any other suggestions for the store you can email me.

News Update - 02:38 INPST (INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI STANDARD TIME)

Holy cow there has been lots of people coming here the last couple of days. The word is getting out, and Luxembourg has already seen cracks in its mask of destruction!

News item #1 - Soon, you will be able to purchase a piece of history. We will soon have evidence of the horror in Luxembourg available for you (in exchange for cash money) Come back to the web site here and you will find out more soon.

Several sections of the site were updated, including the international recognition section and other stuff. If you look around you might see it.

Also, I recieved tons of emails from people pledging their support as well as mail from other independent nations who will join the coalition. Fear not, friends. I will have your information up before MISTER BIFFY even awakens. Sleep, MISTER BIFFY, sleep.

 

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