PAPPARELLI
Joseph
Papparelli (me) is the President (and Most Holy Emperor) of
the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI.
The
INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI came into being when independence
was declared in early 2002. Independence was declared when
I ran out into the street and loudly said, "I do declare,
I am independent for now and all eternity." The government
never tried to stop me so I became an independent nation by
default. It says you can do that in International Law.
Independence
was confirmed in a referendum just last month. The question
"Should the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI be fully
sovereign from Canada?" was referred to Joseph Papparelli
(me) and my dog MISTER BIFFY. We both voted "yes"
in a narrow victory. As such, victory was assured and October
22 was recognized as INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI INTERNATIONAL
INDEPENDENCE DAY. We celebrate (or plan to) this every year.
Laws
and stuff have to be passed with a majority of votes in the
"house of voting." This is when my fingers vote
and I count them (I get to break all ties as President though).
Many things are passed 10-0 (such as a motion to go to war
against Luxembourg), although two of the fingers can be troublemakers
and sometimes vote against me.
There
is no picture of Papparelli here because is everyone knew
where I lived, they would want to move here. If you want to
be a dual citizen, you will be able to apply soon. We welcome
applications from all over the world (except Luxembourg) for
dual citizenship. At least, we will soon.
The
INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI has one main enemy: Luxembourg.
They quite simply have to go, but you probably knew this already
of you're reading this web page.
Members
of the PAPPARELLI government
These
are the members of the government and cabinet and royalty
of PAPPARELLI:
