PHASE FOUR: Partition and Crap-cutting measures

Phase four involves the partition of Luxembourg (now called NEW Luxembourg because that's a better name) into 46 equally spaced sections. I will control the one near the capital and MISTER BIFFY will get four sections (see here). Other independent nations will occupy and control the other 41 sections, so if you know any other independent nations please let me know.

This will create a situation in which Luxembourg finally cuts their crap to a minimum. MISTER BIFFY will become head of state after 30 years and the citizens will get to elect someone to fill that position. Luxembourgians will finally have gotten with the program.

After this, I will have no more beef with Luxembourg unless the crap starts to get out of hand again.