"If you don't declare war, you shouldn't do war. Walk the talk, mister." - Joseph Papparelli

The Declaration of War

Dear Luxembourg:

The INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI is hereby declaring war on you.

I've had enough of your crap and your superior attitude.

We will invade you soon. As far as I'm concerned, you deserve it.

I am bringing MISTER BIFFY to sic some serious war-mongering on you. Be prepared (but not with guns, please.)

Sincerely,

President Joseph Papparelli of the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI
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