The Detailed Top Secret Invasion Plan

The numbers on the map are very important. They are WAYPOINTS and must be followed exactly (or closely) for the plan to succeed.

WAYPOINTS:

1. This is where I will land when I go to Europe for war. I will rent a car and drive to the border. When I get to the border I will tell the army people (if they even have some! Ha!) that I am PAPPARELLI and that I am here with my dog MISTER BIFFY to invade them. This will cause them to become instant cowards and crybabies and I think they will run away.
2. This is the town of Troisvierges. I think it means "Three ways to die, Luxembourgian scum!" This will be the first place where people are liberated, and one day there will maybe be a holiday or something about whatever date this will be.
3. This is where I will stop to buy a sandwich.
4. This is the town of Diekirch. I think it means "Prepare to die, Luxembourgian scum!" Again, the plan is drive in, liberate, be hailed as hero, fill gas tank, leave.
5. This is the town of Mertert. This is Luxembourgian for "Dead retards!" Luxembourgian is such a stupid language. Stupid language for stupid idiot idiots.
6. This is Grevenmacher. This translates loosely to "The place where grief is made" No wonder these people are so lame. They're all pretty obsessed by death and grief.
7. This is a hard part of the plan. I will have to take three towns - Dudelange ("Lounge out, dude"), Esch ("Blood and guts of babies on my windshield") and Differdange ("There is no difference between death and suffering") - in a short period of time (probably 15 minutes). This is where the value of the propaganda really comes in. The people will be so happy to see me that they will not even be afraid of MISTER BIFFY.
8. The final pahse of war - I will drive into Luxembourg (the capital) and tell the President or Prime Minister or whatever that his ass is fired forever.

This means that I will have won and that Luxembourg will be occupied by me (and MISTER BIFFY).