PHASE THREE: War!

Once I have caused Luxembourg to become an international pariah, I will issue an international declaration of war. This will cause Luxembourg to become afraid and even more cowardly. But it will also make them brave.

I will fly to one of the neighbouring countries around Luxembourg with MISTER BIFFY and rent a car. (If anyone knows which country is cheapest to fly to please tell me) Hopefully the crybaby nations will have given me enough money to buy a plane ticket and to rent a car.

I will drive to the border and tell the army people (if they even have some! Ha!) that I am PAPPARELLI and that I am here with my dog MISTER BIFFY to invade them. This will cause them to become instant cowards and crybabies and I think they will run away. But their fatal mistake is that they DID run away... just as I planned!

I will then drive to each town that is on my map and tell them they are occupied. They will bow down before me as their liberator. The information and propaganda (as well as the internet if they have it in Luxembourg) will have primed the population for the invasion and I will be welcomed with open arms.

After that, I will drive to the capital (which is also called Luxembourg and that is stupid) and I will tell their Prime Minister or President or whatever that he is fired forever. I will tell him to get his ass on the train and to go to France. Then I will declare myself Occupying Emperor of New Luxembourg and the occupation shall begin.

The detailed plan is available here.