"Escalation means making things better by getting worse. Or something like that." - Joseph Papparelli

ESCALATION

First, I will send the human rights abuse pictures to all the crybaby nations. This will make them cry and be angry at Luxembourg, so they will give money to me and not to Luxembourg. I'm pretty sure this will hurt Luxembourg since I think they have lots of poor people (this is because they are losers). And it will help my position immensely.

The result of this will be mounting support for PAPPARELLI and the creation of Luxembourg as a pariah state. They will generally be booed at and spat upon. Luxembourg's international status as a cowardly, weak nation allied with big, powerful ones will crumble like so much Graham Cracker. The result? Luxembourg will be a cowardly, weak nation that is all alone in the world. They will be ripe for the picking.


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