If you are a representative of Luxembourg or their President or Prime Minister or whatever, please do not read this plan. It is intended to be top secret and not for you to read.

PHASE ONE: Information and Diplomacy

The first phase involves information and diplomacy. This is to undercut the staggering power of Luxembourg both at home and abroad.

PHASE TWO: Escalation and Reconnaissance

The Second Phase is intended to get information about Luxembourg and to increase international pressure.

PHASE THREE: War!

This is the part where me and MISTER BIFFY kick the holy hell crap out of Luxembourg. This is the best part of them all.

PHASE FOUR: Partition and Crap-cutting measures

After the amazing victory, the country will be partitioned (cut into little bits) and crap will be cut by a staggering 72% in the first year alone.

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This is the clear war plan that millions already support. You can add your voice too, if you want (and are not from Luxembourg). Soon, a new era of unbridled goodness will fill the skanky air over Luxembourg. It's about time.

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