Why
Luxembourg?
Some
people want to know why the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI
wants to go to war with and invade Luxembourg.
Luxembourg
must pay for these following reasons:
1.
I'm sick of their crap.
2. They're totally stupid.
3. They didn't recognize PAPPARELLI as a fully independent
and sovereign nation when asked.
4. They engage in totally stupid human
rights abuses.
5. They are a landlocked nation, and everyone knows landlocked
nations are for losers.
6. They are small and full of crap.
7. Their crap is finally totally and fully unacceptable.
It's
time somebody did something about this. That someone is ME
and the time is NOW.
INFORMATION
ABOUT LUXEMBOURG
Luxembourg
is a small, landlocked stupid nation in Europe that is totally
filled with nothing but crap. They are a member of NATO and
the European Union. They've hid behind these treaties for
long enough.
One
of the reasons that Luxembourg has not yet been attacked is
because they hide in a cowardly way behind the protection
that their treaties give them.
I
wrote a letter to the President or Prime Minister or whatever
the hell they have over there, and I did not get a response
at all. This is the final straw and they will PAY. MISTER
BIFFY (my dog) will join me in the final assault as we seek
to create a true democracy in a nation that is filled with
total crap. It is only because we care.
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