"Luxembourg is as evil as time travel." - Joseph Papparelli

Why Luxembourg?

Some people want to know why the INDEPENDENT NATION OF PAPPARELLI wants to go to war with and invade Luxembourg.

Luxembourg must pay for these following reasons:

1. I'm sick of their crap.
2. They're totally stupid.
3. They didn't recognize PAPPARELLI as a fully independent and sovereign nation when asked.
4. They engage in totally stupid human rights abuses.
5. They are a landlocked nation, and everyone knows landlocked nations are for losers.
6. They are small and full of crap.
7. Their crap is finally totally and fully unacceptable.

It's time somebody did something about this. That someone is ME and the time is NOW.

INFORMATION ABOUT LUXEMBOURG

Luxembourg is a small, landlocked stupid nation in Europe that is totally filled with nothing but crap. They are a member of NATO and the European Union. They've hid behind these treaties for long enough.

One of the reasons that Luxembourg has not yet been attacked is because they hide in a cowardly way behind the protection that their treaties give them.

I wrote a letter to the President or Prime Minister or whatever the hell they have over there, and I did not get a response at all. This is the final straw and they will PAY. MISTER BIFFY (my dog) will join me in the final assault as we seek to create a true democracy in a nation that is filled with total crap. It is only because we care.


Small and totally full of crap.




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