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Do you have a Whale-Sex® story to tell? If so, let us know! You could have your story published on this illustrious web page, and possibly be inducted into the Whale-Sex® Hall of Fame. Other great entrants will recieve membership in the International Whale-Sex® Connoisseur's League! Or... if you have a Whale-Sex® Shanty you'd like to share, send it in! The best submissions will be published, and you'll all be given a great big smack in the face with an OFFICIAL Whale-Sex® Blub-O-Matic™. So enter today!

Please include your name, age, e-mail address, favorite type of whale and any other relevant Whale-Sex® experience you may have.

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